Dated

How do I know that I've crossed that line from having turned 40 to being 40-something?

* Nowadays, about half of my sentences open with, "I just heard on the radio..."

* I've gone from listening to pop-radio, to listening to CD-books, to listening solely to public radio.

* After yet another week of snow showers and artic temperatures, moving to Florida seems like such an attractive alternative.

* I've had to go to a foot dermatologist twice this month.

* I cleaned my closets and removed all articles of clothing that don't fit anymore.

* I only wear t-shirts when working out so that I don't have to worry about having perfectly shaved armpits.

* My tweezer's working overtime.

* Only dark chocolate will do.